Yikes. Don’t drink this:

• 3 – Small Tomatoes
• 2 Cloves – Garlic
• 15-20 – Basil Leaves
• 1 – Unblemished Red Chili
• 1 Cup – Spinach

I just tried the “homemade V8” recipe from JuiceFastRecipes.net and holy crap. First off, it made like .2 ounces of juice and those few ounces were 98% garlic.  I finished the juice 30 minutes ago and all I can taste is garlic. Horrid. Garlic to the point of spiciness. I figured ‘add lemon’ since Lemon-garlic is a thing, right? Nah.. didn’t really help. I ended up saving it with the grace of a few apples and a lime.

You’re on notice, JuiceFastRecipes.net

There is a positive side to this however. Since the juice was pretty gross, I pounded it, which filled me up.  Turns out that: belly full of veggie juice + garlic taste in mouth = You feel like you just ate a huge meal. I seriously have ‘itis right now.  Going to take a nap.

Lesson Learned? Juiced Garlic is as good as it sounds.

Later.